Bowel Cancer - What a pain in my ass...
By Andrew Drake on diagnosis of bowel cancer
Came home one day, went to the toilet, shouldn’t feel this way,
Went to the hospital to have some tests, ‘cos there was blood I thought it was best,
Was told I had cancer, that wasn’t fun,
Who knew I’d get cancer up my bum?
Had chemo and radio, it’s all gone so well,
But these next 3 months are going to be hell!
Colon and asshole, it all gets cut out,
Into a bag I will shit, out of a spout!
For the rest of my life it’s gonna be fun, but think of the trees I will save,
From not using paper to wipe my bum!!!
Ducks & Drakes Cancer Trust please google.
Raising awareness for young cancer sufferers, like all cancer early diagnosis is essential
Rest peacefully- Andrew Drake
28th January 1985 to 30th September 2015
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