I have a hybrid, it doesn’t go fast
The engines quite old, I don’t think it will last
It’s a cross between Water and Petrol mixed
Either that or the piston heads not fixed
It reminds me of a lawnmower mowing
If you wait long enough, you’ll see it not going
it runs on oil and willpower too
red, grey and a little bit blue
It has the XFactor
X means it’s in the past,
pedal to metal, it’s still not fast
Press the accelerator and you may get a blast
I Cannot see through the windscreen
As the glass is so scratched
I cannot lock the door as it has no latch
Mondeo at the front, Astra at the rear
It’s log book dates with three different years
Still it’s mine with its own working clock
The lights sometimes spark
Then I get a small shock
A guide to repair is in six Haynes books
But like a Ferrari, a classic of its kind
It gets lots of wows with people standing blind
not by it’s looks, but the smoke left behind
It’s worth fifty pounds, when the tank is full
And Ten Thousand pounds
If I sell it to you.
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