GOOD DAY

HAD A GOOD DAY TODAY
ATE KFC
BEFORE I REALISED THAT IT’S NOT GOOD FOR ME
NASTY MORSEL THAT MADE ME ILL
MY BELLY HURTS IT’S SO GREASY.

DRANK SOME SPIRIT
IT WENT TO MY HEAD
FEELING AWFULLY GREEN
I CAN’T WAKE UP DEAD!!.

KILLED A RABBIT WITH MY CAR
FELT SO SORRY, PUT HIS FOOT IN A JAR.

THE SPURS LOST TO THE GUNNERS
PUSHED OVER BY SOME RUNNERS
KIDS JUST HAVING FUN
PROBABLY THOUGHT, I WAS A BUM.

THATS THE KIND OF DAY I’VE HAD
YET I’M NOT FAZED
AND STILL I’M GLAD WITH MY ELBOW GRAZED

YOU SMILED WHEN I GOT HOME
SO WARM AND TENDER
RATHER SURPRISING SINCE OUR TIFF ABOUT GENDER
WOMEN ARE BITCHES
MEN ARE PRICKS
SINGLE MINDEDLY WE ARGUE, LIKE THIS

THEN YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU,”  “I LOVE YOU TOO”
SOMETIMES I AM LIKE A BEAR IN A ZOO
YOU SMILE AGAIN, A LITTLE WRY,
GUILTY NOW, I BEGIN TO CRY
YOUR PASSION IS KIND AND SO SINCERE
I FEEL YOUR KISS AS I HOLD YOU NEAR
I MELT IN YOUR ARMS
EMBRACED IN YOUR CHARMS
THEN I WHISPER SO WITHOUT DISMAY, “YOU KNOW BABE”
“IT’S BEEN A GOOD DAY…
…TODAY.”